Monday, August 22, 2011

Thoughts On The Economy

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD: I recived a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. ExxonMobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.A picture is now only worth 200 words.They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline.I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

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